Zarythe

Who the hell is he?
Zarythe is actually a horse, who joined the guild on April 9th 2014. Under the correct circumstances, he sounds like a Russian Mafia leader. To this day it is unknown how he can play AoTTG with his hooves, or do anything on the internet for that matter. We've come to the conclusion not to question it. Zarythe has a semi-successful (at best) Youtube Channel with some pretty pro shit. He also thinks he's hot shit for having a Scouting Legion hoodie, only issue is, it's white. ToxicPaste, however has a cool green one that outclasses it.

Zarythe has an amazing ability to start shitstorms on the AoTTG forums. Ususally followed up by Toxic's shrekdown gifs. Should it be allowed? Is it the right thing to do? Who cares, it's fucking funny.