Noodler

Who the hell is (s)he?
Noodler is actually a cat, who joined the guild on December 25th 2013. Noodler's gender is unknown, and is quite mysterious overall. Nood often bugs Endogenesis about how unfaithful he is, and to be fair, Endo cheats a lot. Nood is a kinda famous person on YouTube and the AoTTG forums and some other shit too. Unfortunately for this Kitty, SnK Tailex is more pops than him/her. (S)he known for his/her's signature move, the Hydra Strike, super mlg YT vids, and calling people fgts/telling them to go die all the time.

All in all, if you're ever feeling good about yourself, Noodler will stop those feelings. Thanks Nood.